Pure bliss, until one night after hitting the showers after a particularly science and action filled day I went to get warm by one of the heaters in our cabin. These were old cabins with old technology to keep them warm. Smart as I was, I backed up to one of these ancient wall heaters with my towel in front of me and naked as a jaybird. What happened next was not elegant or graceful, but I accidentally branded my 11-year old butt on the grille of that heater! I hopped around the room, dropped my towel and generally wished I hadn't been so eager to get warm.

My cabin mates laughed at me but the most embarrassing part was that my counselor told my teacher. The (male) teacher of course inspected my rear-end and declared me fit for the rest of camp, however I had a grilled heiny as souvenir from camp.

I would have settled for a dream catcher.